In an increasingly chaotic and dangerous world, it can be difficult to decide where to invest your time, attention, and untraceable assets that can be converted into US dollars.

Here at LRCoolMusic we understand investors. We know you are looking for maximum return on investment. That is why we focus on hard to define growth metrics, hype, and other tools that create an investment bubble that will allow you to dump your shares at the top.

We follow ISO9001 principles to maximize consistency and throughput. You will be satisfied by the industrial soullessness of the production process. Our industry leading cubicles are all color-calibrated to PANTONE® 17-5104 TCX "Ultimate Grey".

The company uses Liberia as a flag of convenience for international shipping, but our finances are largely based in Switzerland, and we are incorporated in Ireland for tax purposes.

Our product may be music, but you can rest easy knowing that your investment is secure. If the CEO blinks S.O.S. in morse code during an investor meeting, don't worry, it doesn't mean to sell the stock. That would be insider trading, and we operate above the law.